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I Am Not A Conspiracy Theory

by One Million Fuzztone Guitars / Skin Patrol

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Born out of an internet chat room discussion as to whether I actually existed or was an elaborate prank carried out over many years, still not sure myself!

"My name is not Julian"?? "Love the oomph at the start and the introduction of distortion early on. Great catchy song!" RM

Release date: 23-Dec-2021
Label: One Million Fuzztone Guitars & Skin Patrol
ISRC#: TCAFX2171650
UPC: 859751845152 Primary Genre: Alternative
Secondary Genre: Pop
Language: English

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I am not a conspiracy theory
My name is not Julian
I remember the Apollo space landing
I saw it on a cathode ray tube

Cradle to grave and grave to the cradle
Masters of Reality on the turntable
I'm as real as a Hornby train
Round and round in your brain
In your brain

I am not a conspiracy theory
I'm not the man in the moon
I am the Jones Generation
Celluloid Heroes in your living room

Ashes to ashes the mechanical monkey
I pledge allegiance to the Grand Funky
A dollar in a dustbin sounds mighty fine
Rattling around in your mind
Give me mine.

Think I am fiction think that I'm fake
Shut up mate, I'm on super 8
I watch football on a colour TV
I ain't got one but I got LSD

Life can be fun but death can be final
I had my voice recorded on vinyl
You may think I came out of the void
But I’ve been captured on polaroid
Singing Paranoid

I am not a conspiracy theory
My name is not Julian
All this rapping on the table top
Death cult mania you know it's got to stop

Don't mess with me cos I got protection
I wait tables at the Golden Section
Living proof of the Resurrection
Y'all know me, my name, is in your brain
In your brain
In your brain
In your brain
In your brain

credits

released November 21, 2021
Music & Lyrics: Robert Courtney
All instruments and vocals: Robert Courtney
Sleeve photography & design: Robert Courtney

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Skin Patrol became One Million Fuzztone Guitars in 1981 and released two singles “Heaven / Annuese” and “Men’s Hearts / Creepy Crawl” and an LP “26″ all now remastered and re-released on Cherry Red Records. Rock Section was remixed by Julian Cope And Andrew Weatherall in 2014 as Dayglo Maradona. One Million Fuzztone Guitars/Skin Patrol continue to record and release new material on TuneCore/BMI. ... more

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